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There once was a hero so pure of heart, not even death could stop his mission to protect his friends and family 🥰
#minecraft#minecraft steve#minecraft alex#just creechur doodles#tw body horror#tw gore#tw body gore#cuz hes a zombie lol#minecraft zombie#hehe i get that tag#mineblr
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Woah pvz plant headcannon designs?!?!? (Sorta)
They're all pretty short because imagining most of them being average human heights is kinda scary. Also peashooter being short af is really funny
(Also I was just eyeballing the heights so I don't think they're very accurate. Just take it as approx and not the actual amount ig)
Bonus art I did on same canvas !!
#ok but you can tell who i draw most often#by how messy the sketch is#the reason the sketches for the ones i draw less often are cleaner is because i was tweaking it alot#the messier ones i just know off by heart lol#pvz#pvz gw2#pvzgw2#plants vs zombies#garden warfare 2#fanart#art#my_art#peashooter#pvz sunflower#I've forgotten citron's laser gun thingy for the millionth time#um it's detachable ok?#ok i have even more to say actually#IF I DID THIS AGAIN..#i won't make citron the shortest#he's actually p tall in game#i just squashed him#but next time I'll squash him less#cuz peashooter deserves the true spot as shortest#also can you tell i was fighting for my life to make sunflower as tall as possible without it looking weird DSGHFH#she is a SUNFLOWER she has to be TALL#but in game she's TINY!!!#also next time I'll make cactoos look more stylised#bcus I've only just learnt how to draw her without it looking like a streaming pile of shit#ok.. i think that's all
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That scene in These Forsaken Few by LadyShockBox on AO3 with the zombie gunk and rattrap speedrunning Survival(tm) gave me urges to draw dramatic anime-esque pngs haha *twirls hair ig
#majart#transformers#maccadam#beast machines#fanart#art#rattrap#uhhh#gunk tw#Does it LOOK LIKE BLOOD???? IS IT BLOOD??? UH#blood tw#just in case cuz it is stylized zombie gunk hhh hes so pretty#rattrap is my wife he's like a bitchier leon s kennedy. to me.#its his soft feminine face#eyestrain but not really#eyestrain#JUST IN CASE??? I HAVE A HEADACHE SO EVERUTHINGS STRAINING LOL BYE
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shoutout to my dumbass who thought i left myself in my city, but actually reopened minecraft to the WARDEN blocks away, sniffing me out.
for this moronic choice, leon will experience waking up to a monster, maybe even in sculk dog, to immediately have to jump into action.
#stumbling wildly as he tries to avoid his asscheeks clapping and alerting the guards#i didn't quit out of fear#dinner was done and i figured i was safe enough cuz they're distracted by zombies rn lol
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i have to confession to make that when i was kinda sorta into miraculous ladybug (like season 1 way back) i was a gabriel agreste apologist because i thought it wouldve been more interesting if he wasn't hawkmoth and just an emotionally stunted asshole who can redeem himself somehow but then i lost all interest in the show after he was hawkmoth and he just became boringly worse and worse
#talkin#i also was curious on how they would redeem chloe even though i didn't like her but they really fucked it up on her 'redemption' episode#than made it more frustrating in the zombie episode and then i heard they just decided this girl was irredeemable#which is such a strange take cuz THEY WROTE HER and stubbornly kept her worse because she had so much potential and was clearly redeemable#even back in the early seasons but they didn't even try for some reason which is really sad for fans who wanted her redemption#anyway when they decided to make gabriel just a boring emotionally abusive dad he just got boring so he can choke lol
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finally started alan wake 2 and i am DELIGHTED at how re2-pilled it feels
#streamed it with a friend and at the end of ch 1 (spoilers) when we were examining the body i was like#and then he sits up and goes BLEAGH like a zombie cuz hes a zombie#AND THEN HE SAT UP? I WAS LIKE I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN LOL#alan wake 2 /#but even the ui <3
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Honestly? At this point I'm replaying 'Zombie Exodus : Safe Haven' just to hear Jaime's opinion on my love life. So far he has called me out on my unhealthy relationship with Tommy, gave the blessings and offered to be our couple therapist while dating Woody and gave the ok for Brody. Oh, and he's very unimpressed and unsurprised by my relationship with Reilly (in the situation where we 'work' together) but doesn't judge our decision.
Lopez, honey, you're next.
#he said me and woody are made for each other and honestly??? that made my day haha#is also funny cuz the character I have for Woody is a Vegetarian Asian Guy who's hobby is knitting lol#'more meat for me' - woody at some point probably idk why else would he date a vegetarian????#zombie exodus safe haven#zombie exodus#not me being smitten but woody is hands down the best guy LI#brody is a close second he's so sweet but like in an inexperienced way. love him#idk about lopez. or jaime. i need more data. still think woody is the best tho#the way he calls me beautiful???? if my irl lover is not like that i don't want it#that men is WORSHIPING us and i love every second of it#best bf ever#ok sorry I will go tp sleep now
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TELL ME WHY I HAD A DREAM ABOUT MY EX WHERE WE WERE STUCK AT MY OLD SCHOOL IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND WE HID IN THE CHERRY TREES IN THE BACKYARD OF THE SCHOOL AND THEN WE PRETENDED TO BE ZOMBIES BY THE SWINGS TO GET AWAY AND THEN HE WENT INSIDE AND OUT ANOTHER SIDE FOR SOME REASON WITH A ZOMBIE BITING INTO A FAKE HAND HE RANDOMLY HAD AND THEN HE TOOK IT OFF AND REALIZED HIS ACTUAL HAND WAS GONE AND I HAD TO LEAVE HIM BEHIND
WE BROKE UP ALMOST 2 YEARS AGO I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE NOW WHY AM I SAD😭
#LIKE BRO IK WE'RE STILL FRIENDS ISH BUT LEAVE ME ALONE#I DON'T WANT YOU#YOU'RE THE REASON I REFRESH ON THOSE “use this sound” VIDEOS ABOUT YOUR EX COMING BACK#anyway I stayed home from school cuz I had a bad headrush after my shower✌️#journal#lol help#text post#life update#high school#I should ask my crush to call me tonight#I like calling him when I'm sick#he makes me feel better#NOT ZOMBIE DREAM GUY THO
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Damn bitch I just realized watching the new episode… regardless of whether or not Undertaker is related to Ciel by blood, the whole Undertaker makin zombies that attack OCiel is extremely fucked from a weird emotional perspective I hadn’t considered before.
Imagine ur creepy uncle SUDDENLY STARTS RESURRECTING THE FUCKIN DEAD AS KILLER ZOMBIES?? CUZ HES TECHNICALLY A DEAD GUY TOO?! Like idk how close the twins got to him growing up but he was around. Maybe it’s more like “dad’s creepy friend” than “my creepy uncle” but still. That’s weird as all fuck.
If that happened to me that my weird uncle by association was a death god who made zombies I’d be shook as fuck too, no wonder Ciel looks absolutely terrified in this episode lol
Like it’s worse than just “some random loco is making zombies” or “the crackhead who gives me intel is making zombies” it’s “THE GUY WHO USED TO COME OVER MY HOUSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE IS MAKING ZOMBIES”
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#manga#anime#weston college arc#spoilers#I mean I doubt we got anyone who don’t know but whatever#undertaker
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have u read the pond child au comic by any chance :3
OH I SURE DID!
**Heavy positive rant here cuz i absolutely love this au**
*slight gore warning also*
(Please go check them out if you havent —-> https://pond-child-edd.tumblr.com/)
i really wanted to make a post like this before, when i saw the question in my inbox i knew it was my time to shine PFFT
Soo in recent weeks i wanted to check out the comic, since a lot of my friends loved it and said that i should read it and stuff…
i read the whole comic in 2 hours..
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first of all, the plot is AMAZING!! i love zombie apocalypse/ survival plots smm, the classic era of eddsworld is a cherry on topp
and the DRAMA?? THE ANGST??? THE COMEDY??? AT THE SAME TIME??!? its just beautiful!!
second of all, the gangs personalities are the best, i especially like matts whole personality LIKE HE HAS THOSE NARCISSISTIC BEHAVIOURS THAT LITERALLY MADE A WHOLE CONFLICT IN THE COMIC (and abandonment issues ofc) , IDK IF HE IS AWARE OF HIMSELF BUT ITS JUST!! SO GO O D!! [ also the incident that included matt broke me so damn much X(( ]
AND THE TENSION / RIVALRY BETWEEN TORD AND MATT IS MAGNIFICENT. Ive actually never seen this kind of relationship between those in other fan content before, but im LOVING it!!
About Edd…
I LOVE HIM SO DAMN MUCH I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS IT BUT HE IS JUST DJHFJNRN!! I LOEV LOVE LOVE HIM TOO MUCH!!! (istg he needs to get some rest after what happend in the last chapter DJHDCD)
also tom is so cute wtf
(oh btw i love the fact that tords t shirt changes every pannel, its hella hilarious LOL)
third of all, the art and expressions are on the top 🏃♂️its so simple yet so impactful, I can see how much time and effort this comic took, and i RESPECT THAT SO DAMN MUCH!!!
I’ll definitely draw more fanarts w this au lololol
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Life After Info Post
[Click here to access the Life After Digital Comic Book]
Summary: Two years ago, a viral outbreak rose the dead. Considering how his life had gone up to this point, surgeon Trafalgar Law figured this might as well happen too. When a supply run into the nearby city gets intercepted by a seemingly reckless and impulsive former patient, the dependable routine Law had settled into in this new life shatters. He finds himself exposed — his body out in the infected landscape, his conscious clawing to define what he believes is right, his heart begrudgingly deciding to find a new home on his sleeve. Maybe there’s more than a virus roaming the new world that can bring a dead man back to life.
Content Warnings: Canon typical violence, zombies/body horror (but lbr I am not good at making scary things look scary)
Relationships: Luffy x Law
Update Schedule: New page every Monday/Wednesday/Friday
Page Count: [37 posted | 55 drawn]
Latest Update: [7/21/24] WOWEE did I get myself carried away this morning. I just spent 5 hours organizing my comics and creating the digital comic book pages. I could have spent that time drawing or idk not doing what I do for my job, but I cannot be stopped. Anyway I blocked out 30 pages of this comic last week and they include the most intense action sequence I've ever done in my gotdang life. Wish me luck because I am nervous about tying down all my drawings lmao.
OLD UPDATES:
[6/29/24] HULLO! I'm doing so bad at keeping my masterposts updated lately I am sorry. All pages of life after are tagged life after if you're ever looking between masterpost updates! Also exciting update, I finally have figured out all the different plot points i'm gonna be hitting (yay!). I got hung up on something for awhile that made me not wanna work on this project, but I'm back at it. I think we'll end up with 6-7 parts! I have probably another 80-100 pages to draw lol. Also i got the app Magic Poser and it's AWESOME and I immediately used it to block out sets cuz MAN I hate backgrounds.
[6/10/24] HELLO. I'm sorry I've been shit at updating my masterposts lately. It's easiest to do from my computer, which I rarely use, and life has been happening. I also can't believe I bungled the queue and posted pg19 before pg18 i am very sorry 🤦 Eventually I'll have to turn this into an airtable base I'm sure, but until that day comes where I have like 100 pages of this comic we're stickin to the regular post lmao
[5/26/23] I got real caught up in doing summer of lawlu comics this week and this is the first week since the first week of April I haven't drawn new Life After pages and it feels weird 🙊
[5/19/24] More Luffy backstory comin' this week! :^)
[5/12/24] Updating now so get myself on schedule to update on Sundays like I had been with my other comic master post!
[5/8/24] Thank you to everyone who's liked/reblogged/comment on the first few pages!! It means the world to me that anyone's reading my silly little comics.
[4/28/24] HULLO. It’s happeninnng. I’ve spent the last few weeks working on this comic, and I gotta make this post so I can start queuing pages & link this in them! This is the most like….legit? Comic endeavor I’ve undertaken perhaps….ever. I’m very nervous about committing to how long it will need to be lol. This story is dear to my heart — zombie content is kind of my very favorite. I’ve always found it to be a great backdrop for exploring themes like grief, coping with change, community, and learning to live again. It’ll be a long haul but I hope you’ll ride it out with me!! Tomorrow I’ll be posting the first two pages. After that a page will post every Monday/Wednesday/Friday. As of this post I’ve completed over 20 pages so that I have a good lead on what’s posting and continuing to write, so I’m hopeful that’s a cadence I’ll be able to maintain. I’ll update this post weekly to include the most recent pages the way I do with my main comics master post. All pages will be tagged 'Life After' and I'll tag any pages with zombies in them with 'zombie' for blacklisting etc.
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Hey! I am sure you get a million art requests because your art is absolutely amazing, but if you get a chance at some point can you draw Young Link getting attacked by a ReDead? I always thought it was a strange animation - I mean, how the hell is a 10 year old going to stand with a zombie on his back, let alone one that is biting him?? Lol. Thanks!!
isn't it bcuz he gets stunned by them? tho yes you can easily escape if there's good distance. but if young link gets too close to one, the redead screams, he freezes, so he gets grabbed.
i try to avoid them cuz they can be quite annoying
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i know where to look — kuroo tetsurō ˎˊ˗
✶⋆.˚ chapter 2: build something up
now playing: benny and the jets by beastie boys
cw: brief alcohol mention, kys jokes
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⟢ everyone except kenma and akaashi blacked out during drunk minecraft (akaashi was tipsy, kenma only had like 2 shots for the sake of the stream.) kuroo built a giant skateboard and kept getting killed by baby zombies, and bo finished the treehouse for him and akaashi
⟢ it's not often that yn has a crush so whenever they do admit they have one, the gc goes totally nuts
⟢ kuroo immediately regretted the chemistry pun lol it wasn't even intentional it genuinely just slipped out and he realized how corny he sounded right after he hit send
⟢ yn always makes it a point to sit at the front of the class by the door so that they can be the first person to leave once class is over
⟢ bokuto did not pay the bet money because akaashi backed him up saying it didn't count (cuz kuroo didnt even get a chance to go up to yn they fr just zoomed.) bo, akaashi, oikawa, and kenma did set up another bet behind kuroo's back on when kuroo would ask yn out though
⟢ kuroo is a hopeless romantic and is delusional LMFAOOO
taglist: @eggyrocks @whorefornoodles @sereniteav @bedeater @itsdragonius @spicana @localgaytrainwreck @sunafc @scinclaitnoir @staygoldsquatchling02
#hq smau#haikyuu smau#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#kuroo tetsurou smau#kuroo smau#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsuro x reader#kuroo testuro
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Back home with you˚₊﹅
⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ≫ Leon S Kennedy/Reader
⋆ ࣪. ℙ𝕝𝕠𝕥 ≫ Giving Leon a comforting massage on the bathtub after what happened in Spain <3
⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 ≫ fluff, slight suggestive(?), kissing, bath with lots of massages, just tired Leon coming back home
⋆ ࣪. 𝔸/ℕ ≫ Short fluffy fic for Leon cuz I miss him so much. Sorry if there are like, a lot of spelling mistakes wrote this at 2 am lol. Not proofread !!
⋆ ࣪. 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 ≫ 1.804
Spain, a place you've learned to hate the moment Leon had stepped outside of your door a few nights earlier.
Couldn't the goverment leave him fucking alone for once? He already survived Raccoon City not so long ago. Why did he, out of all people, had to rescue the president's daughter??
You missed him, he was only gone for a few hours and you already wanted him back home with you, safe. After all the countless nights you had woken up to him sweating and breathing quickly just because he had a nightmare with Raccon City.
You had met him a year after the incident yet he couldn't get over it, not even six years later. And you didn't blame him, he was just a rookie cop whose luck wasn't at it's peak. He had told you everything, from Marvin to Sherry and that weird giant guy. At first he wasn't so talkative with the matter but the longer you had told him to just let it out, the more he told you about his worst nightmare. God and the things he saw, you sometimes wondered if he was just exaggerating, but the way he spoke, his voice toned down and that glint in his eyes. He wasn't lying, he knew that what he had seen sounded like some sci-fi shit, but it was real. He wished he was lying.
You sat down on your sofa after you had finished your dinner, picking up your phone. He hadn't answer any of your calls and you were starting to get worried. He always picked the phone if it was you, it didn't matter if he was working, filling some papers or if he was busy talking with his boss.
What if something had happened to him? God it had been almost 2 days since he left and he promised you that he'd be home before you could even blink.
You tried to stay positive, he already had survived a zombie apocalipse before and this was just some random village in Spain... right?
Hours passed, it was already dark outside, the moonlight bathing your living room as you sat there patiently waiting. You wanted to do something special when he came back, something that could take the stress out of him. A bath came into your mind, he loved baths, the feeling of the warm water washing away all the dirt and relaxing his sore muscles. Yeah, he probably wanted that but you wanted to do something else for him.
A ruffling of keys disturbed your thoughs. Quickly getting up from your seated position you rushed to the door, not even putting on your slippers as you opened the door. It was really him, finally back home.
"Leon! "
Your squeal filled his ears huffing when you launched yourself into his arms, hugging him tightly. He was so happy to be here with you again, being able to feel you, breathe you in.
He returned the hug, securing his arms around your waist as he smiled softly while looking down to see your face smashed into his chest. He found it a cute gesture, hell, everything about you was cute, waiting for him at this hour of the night.
"You're not asleep"
He mumbled out and you pulled off him to face him, eyes finally locking again.
"Of course not, I was waiting for you dummie"
Your sweet voice was like taking a wiff of fresh air for him, he had waited so long to hear you again. But he felt a bit guilty, you should be getting some rest now, not waiting for him to come back home. That was one of the many cons he mentally listed about his job, it kept him away from you, sometimes for days or even weeks.
He couldn't bear the loss of your soft touch, your voice, your hair, your smell. Everything about you was perfect to his eyes and the nights he had spent alone at work, without your sweet reassuring whispers and the way you drew soothing circles on his back whenever he couldn't sleep, it made him crazy. He couldn't sleep without you, not as deep as you managed to drive him into Cloud 9.
"Why haven't you answered your phone? I was dead worried about you"
Right... his phone. With all the fights he got involved into in Spain, he wasn't surprised when his phone had dissapeared from his pocket. And he knows he should've called you, maybe someone could lend him their phone but he wanted to hear your voice as soon as possible, coming from your mouth and not some stupid device.
"I'm sorry baby, I must have lost it, I should have called you"
You shook your head telling him not to worry that he was here with you afterall. He felt himself being yanked inside your shared home and into the bathroom, your hands quickly unfastening his belt.
"Woah, I didn't think you missed me so much"
His smirk made your cheeks heat, cheeky bastard.
"You're taking a bath first"
You replied in his same teasing tone as you smiled back. You began filling the bathtub, putting some relaxing lavender bath salts inside. He got his shirt off his hand falling on your waist as he pulled your back into him by your belly, kissing your shoulder.
"I missed you"
His whispered words made your heart clench, you finally had your blonde back with you. You leant into his touch, now both of his hands enveloped your waist and his kisses travelled higher until they met your neck. He really missed you, he missed your kisses and god those hands of yours, he just wanted to hug you and smoosh every part of your body until he died. Giggling you pulled him off you, looking at the water.
"Water's ready"
You whispered out before placing a kiss into his lips, chuckling when he chased your lips again. He tossed the rest of his clothes off, getting inside of the water before you could even take a glance of his body. The water splashed a bit as he laid down inside of the tub, letting out a satisfied sigh as soon as the warm water made contact with his body.
Poor baby, he must have fought countless monsters or whatever the hell was in Spain. He had scratches and bruises that were already starting to heal on his body, you ran your hand through one of them before slowly kissing it, earning a small smile from him.
You adored kissing his skin, his bruises and his scars. He had been through a lot, kissing him just made you feel as if you were taking away all those bad times he had to risk his life in order to see you again.
You grabbed a sponge and poured some soap on it, rubbing it slowly over his arms first, carefully getting all the sweat off him. Trailing your sponge to his chest you smiled when he squirmed a bit when you reached his neck, slightly tickling him.
You were so good to him, taking care of him no matter how late it was or how tired you were. You were always there for him. He often thought that god himself had made you cross his path on purpose, made you just for him. You were there when he needed you the most, when he needed someone to lend him a shoulder for him to rest in, arms that wrapped around him so warmly. He never really thought he could have fallen in love with someone as hardly as he did with you, hell he thought he never could have fallen in love with someone after all the shit he had been through.
Soon your hands washed all his body, giving him soft kisses in the process, enjoying how he relaxed under your touch. You liked the feeling of his soaked skin touching yours, it was just so intimate, a cute gesture between the both of you.
It was silent there, the only sound that was heard was the movement of the water and the sponge rubbing his body so tenderly. He could get lost in this feeling, and this this was his favourite thing about his job, probably the only one.
You placed the sponge down, resting your head on your arm as you leant into the tub. You were sitting down beside him, your arms were soaked up and with little bubbles lingering on top of your skin. You both closed your eyes, breathing softly and just enjoying your quality time together for once.
Your hands found his right arm, lifting it up and off the water, looking at how the water trickled his skin. Starting by the forearm you began massaging it, making sure all the knots were freed from his muscles. He was literally up in the clouds right now, his arms ached, everything ached. And he was lucky he had such a precious girlfriend who also gave the best massages in the world, he adored your hands, how they worked magic with him.
"You're perfect darling"
He slurred out, so lost in the feeling to even pronounce what he said. You just smiled like a dork, chuckling a bit at his blissed out state, getting back to work on his hands now. You drew straight and firm lines on the longitude of his muscles, focusing on putting preassure on them as you rubbed your fingers up and down on his skin. He had calloused hands, a pretty normal feature thanks to the hard training he had to do with Krausser. He also was veiny, and he had thick ones too, poking out of his skin in a bluish colour. But his hands were pretty, you thought as you slid your fingers over his smooth fingers.
He was your priority right now, and you weren't going to stop until every muscle had softened up inside of him. You just wanted to make him feel good after all the stress he had to be under in that stupid mission. You kissed his hand after you finished, pecking it softly before grabbing his other arm.
He packed such strong arms, he was a tough guy after all. And that made him perfect, the way he could hold you up on his arms without any sign of pain for as long as you wanted to, how he enveloped your entire stomach with his massive arm, god he was so perfect.
He still had his eyes closed when you had finished, resting on the side of the tub as you watched his slow breathing. He was finally here with you.
#[ 📒 c0smos!fics ]#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#Leon#re4 remake#re4#re4 leon#resident evil#resident evil fluff#re fluff#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#leon s kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x reader#fluff#resident evil x reader#re4r leon
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Opinions on the Sols from Nine Sols immediately. Please. Your au is delish.
Keep in mind these are my very off-the-top-of-my-head, surface level impressions of them after having recently beaten the game on story mode once, while streaming. I won’t be giving any deep analysis or anything lol so the tone will be pretty jokey and unserious.
MAJOR major Nine Sols spoilers under the cut. Please do not read if you haven’t finished the game.
Kuafu: second favorite character. I love him so much. He’s such a pal, everybody likes him. Hou Yi left him as the final sun standing after shooting down the other nine cuz he’s just a stand up guy. The fact that he’s the one who pled keep Abacus around and set his settings to High Sympathy and kept coming in to talk to him out of guilt over what happened to Yi kills me. Smart, silly, handsome, the last remaining Solarian in existence and he can never go home for the remainder of his life. He’s my ride or die bestie, he’s one of my several husbands who babysit my little brother while I go off on a revenge murder spree and I’m kissing him on the mouth.
Goumang: I like her design and concepts and think she’s a fun character. She was the first boss I fought and i thought she was pretty fun, though I didn’t find the fight as memorable as others. I wish she had more presence throughout the game, I heard from a friend she had some more stuff that was cut apparently? Curious about her rivalry with Yi and relationship with Eigong. And since Yi technically never killled her I’ve considered including her in the Dont Worry About It AU.
Yanlao: Grampa!! I think he and Yi’s back and forth throughout the warehouse area was pretty funny. I was so ready to kick his ass the entire time, especially after the segment where he’s shooting at you as you navigate a maze. Loved his bossfight, first fight of the first three i started with where I really felt the parry/dodge/attack rhythm for the first time. Rip gramps.
Jiequan: BASTARD!! (Half-affectionate but only half) he’s giving Fruity Disney Villain Who Flirts With You As He Stabs You In The Chest. He sucks <3 but he’s such a FUN character, what a great antagonist. His fake out fight is so intense, the prison scene is so intense, his boss fight kicked my ass and his theme goes hard. He’s a war criminal, he’s a freak, he looks like All Might MHA and he regularly irradiates himself as part of his body building routine. “Heroes are forged in agony!” 10/10 Disney villain, very stylish. Defeating him was so satisfying especially after the Kanghui fight in the prison and learning what happened with THAT horror show.
Lady Ethereal: I LOVE HER!! SO MUCH!!! UGH!!! she makes me so sad! But everything about her is SO cool! Her fate! Her backstory!! Her design! Her boss fight! Her entire platforming area!!! Just!!! Aah! I won’t say too much but it’s just so good she had my favorite fight in the game, the dance for that one is so much fun. I was streaming the game on discord for my partner and another friend and when we first went into the cortex, she was like “oh you should keep going left and see what’s over there ;)” and then I did and just!!! So cool that Red Candle started off making horror games, it’s really great. Love it. Awesome character, awesome boss, awesome theme.
Fuxi and Nuwa: Rich asshole twins!! These two suck lol but I do think they’re fun characters. The entire empyrean district is experiencing a resident evil style zombie infection and Nuwa is throwing a rager at the club for the rich cryosleepers only. It’s really eerie over there though, I love the vibe of the east side and the discovery of the mutants and destruction of the west half is spooky as hell. And then I got to the area where you get Fuxi’s sol seal and didn’t even notice he was sitting there until my partner pointed him out. I thought he was furniture lol. She’s really puppeting around her brother’s pustule-riddled zombie corpse Weekend at Bernie’s style cuz she’s that much in denial. Also absolutely horrifying that the district supposedly once held 100,000 sleeping solarians that is whittled down to 300 after the mutated virus wreaks havoc through the area. Personally, I’m mixed on their bossfight, the first half with just Fuxi was fun once I got the rhythm but the 2nd half when Nuwa comes in with her attacks gets a bit too chaotic for me. Their boss theme, however, is probably my favorite in the game. I love the opera samples, it’s so cool.
Ji: I think about them a lot. Like, wow what a guy. I think a lot about his immortality, and that if he had not left Penglai with the council he would have been stuck there, alone for eternity. I think about the fact that because they will never get Tianhuo, there would be no need for them to be in cryosleep, which probably means that in the 502 years that Yi was recovering, he was probably up and about the entire time, probably wandering around new Kunlun mostly alone. I wonder if they ever hung out with the dusk guardians, or if they just stayed in the grotto for the most part. Their boss fight felt the most like a dance to me, or like friends sparring. Do you think they thought of Lear as you attacked them with the moves he taught you in the spiritual realm? He makes me sad, but he is very stylish!
Eigong: FUCK HER! SHES SO COOL, BUT FUCK HER!!! EVIL GRANDMA! this games story is like peeling back an onion of horrors where each layer you peel back brings new, mortifying understanding of the situation at large until it ALL. COMES BACK. TO HER! AND HER FRUITLESS PURSUIT OF IMMORTALITY! Her boss fight KICKED MY ASS. I was streaming my first playthrough, so I was already prone to doing worse than I probably would without an audience (emphasis on probably) but in my first attempt I was fighting her for like 6 HOURS STRAIGHT. And for the true ending too, which meant three boss phases. I just could not get her pattern down and my hands were cramping but i really wanted to finish the game that weekend so I could finally talk about it so I ended up turning up the accessibility options to one punch man her. I did eventually go back and do her fight by myself with the story mode settings and MAN what a fun boss battle once you get the dance down (I’m still so bad at unbound counter), and it is SO satisfying to beat. Incredible character, we love fictional old women who commit atrocities in the name of science.
Yi: and finally we have the man, the myth, the legend. I could probably write a whole separate post about him and Heng and his relationships with the other characters but to keep it short- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! BUT IM ALSO BITING HIM AND PUTTING HIM IN A BLENDER AND RUNNING HIM THROUGH THE DISHWASHER AND HANGING HIM UP TO DRY. Just UGH! It’s not common for the main character of a thing to be my favorite character but Yi is my favorite character. It’s the fact that he is his own character, and we, the player, must gradually find out things that HE already knows. And his budding and flowering relationships with the other characters, especially those who set up shop in the pavillion which leads into his character development is just AUGH. AND THE ENDINGS. YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GHE ENDINGS. THEYRE GOOD BUT AUGH. I love him, I’m rotating him in my mind on a skewer, he’s my little manlet, my poor little “I’m not a good person” shadow the hedgehog energy meow meow cat boy. I love him so much, I’m so distraught over his terrible life choices. Incredible character.
Ok hope that was entertaining to read, bye.
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ej x nurse ann but in a will they won't they flirty friendship kinda way🤭 they are always trying to one up the other when it comes to medical work too so it's like lowkey flirty rivals.. do u see what I'm putting down Sweets?! Long story short I'd let them both operate on me
wait omg i was gonna draw smth for this but its been so long n im tired so i should jsut type.
also it feels so weird to go back to talking abt creeped lore cuz i feel like i have so much information but idk how/if anyone could emember it cuz its been sooo longgggg LOL so if anything is like "??? this isnt canon ???" its cuz my AU is very specific and changed etc etc. CREEPED DISCLAIMER WE ARE SO BACK
OKAY SOOOO. in my au specifically, nurse ann is a fake nurse! she was a red-room sorta cam girl (killed ppl for donos), and used a sexy-nurse-persona to draw in more views!
meanwhile, jack only got a few internships in at hospitals during his masters program before the sacrifice.
i could see jack meeting ann because he's close to Lulu and feels really protective over her. so he'd be guiding lulu back to the hospital one day, holding her hand and being all soft spoken while Lulu goes on her little ghostly rants.
and of course, Ann pops up !!! and she's so beyond horribly annoying!! quickly peering over Lulu's shoulder and being like "hi handsome, youre so tall, whats your name, your voice is so deep" whatever. i think it would embarrass the hell out of jack and he'd just be pretty stiff n awkward. polite, but awkward.
eventually he'd scamper off and ann would tell lulu to "get your little tall friend over here". and maybe it would work, HOWEVER, in my creeped canon, it wouldnt go anywhere beyond jack being like T_T and ann eventually giving up . she wont tim too bad.
HOWEVERRRR, if we diverged from creeped canon(which already diverges from creepypasta canon...) for the sake of ann x EJ...
i think it would be cute if she kept flirting, and he was kinda like Jesus Christ you are beautiful . LMFAOOO. and she picks his brain about college life and just him in general, out of curiosity, while he picks her on....well... being some sort of zombie demon vampire thing.
and she'd love him quietly pulling her apart at the stitches. making quiet little observations and scribbling notes and i think EVENTUALLY, he'd get to the point where he is just being snarky with her. theyll be sassing eachother and bickering and she'll be like "well if you keep talking to me that way im not gonna let you make a single note on me ever again" and he's like "you know that isnt true."
LOL.
WAIT. IM KIND INTO THEM RN WAAAIIIIIITTTTTTT
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